Walletmor, payment implant dropping October?

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 3:15pm

Anyone seen this. Apparently according to the CEO there releasing a payment implant in the next month . All the pics look suspiciously like a DT flex (even looks photoshopped)

Satur9 · September 20, 2020, 3:19pm

I can’t seem to access that site or locate anything about it on Google in my locality. Could you take a screenshot?

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 3:21pm

Try now I missed the /en

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 3:22pm

Omg omg omg I so hope this is true hate to fan boy but…

P.s. “most respectable person in the implantable chip space” aint that the truth!

May have to sign up to be an ambassador

anon3825968 · September 20, 2020, 3:42pm

It’s not a DT chip obviously: this one emits electric sparks around it.

anon3825968 · September 20, 2020, 3:46pm

Also, the paint is still wet on that website. Who would like some smooth touch lorem ipsum elegant design?

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 3:47pm

Its great, WordPress Latin placeholders

From the CEO

anon7067117 · September 20, 2020, 3:54pm

I love Kiran’s 5 star review

ODaily · September 20, 2020, 3:59pm

So if I got this, some half ass shady fly by night company is going to try and buy a bunch of implants from DT and try to resell them using Amal’s reputation? While simultaneously cracking the “cooperate with Visa / Mastercard” conundrum?

Ballsy in a way, I suppose.

Satur9 · September 20, 2020, 4:03pm

If they’re falsifying Amal’s support to add legitimacy to their enterprise they won’t be for long. I doubt that, though.

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 4:06pm

Hes typing

ODaily · September 20, 2020, 4:07pm

Slowly too.

amal · September 20, 2020, 4:07pm

Yep I’m working with Walletmor. I can tell you we are working on some kinda crazy legal workarounds and some novel approaches to payment chip conversion. It’s still not the utopia of payment implants we’re waiting for, but it’s close.

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 4:08pm

I need one ill PayPal 40p to be an ambassador

ODaily · September 20, 2020, 4:08pm

Then I retract my comments. Thought this was some kinda scalper.

Devilclarke · September 20, 2020, 4:11pm

My man Amal got his fingers in so many pies he needs one of them prosthetics @Pilgrimsmaster posted pics of

ODaily · September 20, 2020, 4:15pm

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This is what happens when Amal finally realizes we’ll pony up 500 each for a teeny tiny magnet.

anon3825968 · September 20, 2020, 4:18pm

In short: you walk up to the cashier with your Walletmor implant, tell them to scan your hand with their cellphone, and a message appears on the screen that says “THIS IS A ROBBERY. DON’T SCREAM, DON’T TRIGGER THE ALARM, AND LET THE BEARER OF THIS IMPLANT WALK AWAY WITH THE GOODS. COMPLY OR EVERYBODY DIES.”

ODaily · September 20, 2020, 4:19pm

I’m sure there’s much cheaper ways to commit a felony.
Of course, you’d still get the three hots and a cot.

anon3825968 · September 20, 2020, 4:20pm

Yeah but it’s cyborg felony. How futuristic is that?