Yes, I thought about that. My lexical parser would choke on people with poor writing skills, and also on ironic posts that mimic the unhinged.
I think the real clincher is detecting the lack of logical link between sentences (and also detecting the start and end of a sentence too, without punctuation or verbs in the right place 
) That could be quite hard. Still, if I have some free time, I might have a crack at it.
GPT-2 could handle it
Or better, GPT-3 - especially since Microsoft just licensed it exclusively. If anybody knows about insanity, it’s Microsoft. They could really help there
I would love to see how our “normal” posts would score
That statement implies that we are sane. What makes you think that?
imma ignore most of what you said, as others have already responded.
I’ll play along for just a second, “If and how schizophrenia could be man made”
If: if it was man made we would say through technology, its the most (and i am using this word SOOOOO lightly) logical explanation. and thats why people who have schizophrenia and think they don’t usually turn to thinking it’s from tech.
Okay so how is where the entire concept gets debunked.
How: How could tech be used for man made schizophrenia when some of the earliest schizophrenia cases documented are from 1809 (and a reminder that just the earliest documented case) that is 70 years before the lightbulb was invented. I don’t think they had mind control chips in the time that cholera was still killing so many people.
now my own question: Why?
If we ignore all the facts i have stated, why would the government want to give you schizophrenia? If they wanted you quite, you would be dead. If they wanted you compliant? you wouldn’t know you had the voices/whatever else you say its giving you. Why would the government cause people to have schizophrenia if they know the people who get it will notice something wrong? think you’re the exception? That for most people they don’t notice it but you are super smart and somehow broke free of their grasp? Dude… this forum for people like you has been around since 2017, yall cant all be special.
please talk to a professional and get some help.
I’m not sure about implants. I believe they are using a high pitched frequency to track people by the ears.the tone carries the speech. They Use Wifi To Do it. They’ll repeat everything that runs through you head. They’ll say it through your TV, smartphone,car radio Or anything with a running motor really anything that will put off sound will carry they tune. They read your mind and put it on display for others to hear. They pass it along using cell tower from their own houses or mesh radio network or eavesdropping through wireless vibrometry. This Is how they listen through wall and over long distance. You might even have tinnitus that carries their messages in the form of whispers. If you can’t hear plug up you ears. The tone that carries tinnitus rings through everything from motors to your ears. This sound even creates a message in your downloaded music if you play it in reverse. You can even record silence and see that the equalizer on the app still moves you just have to amplify the sound with another app. Some may have noticed mysterious wifi networks of cell towers following them around.this can be found with apps like Wigle Wardriving.This app will show the mmc mnc lac and cell Id leading to the location of a cell tower that just happen to come from a regular neighbors house. If you’re wondering how they talk through everything watch the video The Sound Of A Targeted Attack On Youtube.
The things you are saying are not possible with these implants, or any implant for that matter. You have something else going on neurologically and need to get help bud. So you think you’ve been implanted against your will? read this.
@Pilgrimsmaster you know what to do
It’s been some time, thank you
MIT Tracks and counts people Without RFID Tags or any other contact besides wireless signals
Everyone is always being tracked homie. If you have a phone, laptop, or any wireless device yeah you’re probably being tracked. But see it doesn’t matter because just like the rest of us you aren’t all that special. Why does it matter? Why would they track you specifically unless you’re some sort of mega genius or terrorist?
probably because you can’t track people with RFID tags 
They Tell Me I’m one of the few that doesn’t know how it works. That’s why they picked me. They also told me it took them a year to figure they where listening to my mind instead of listing to me talk. It is eavesdropping through wireless vibrometry. Everybody in the community listens without earbuds or earphones. The why the murmuring is there. I just haven’t figured how yet.
Rfid is as simply as Tracking lowjack
There is no how man because it isn’t a thing.
Sounds like you have some form of paranoid Schizophrenia (I’m not a doctor). We have a whole thread of post just like this. Please go get some help. See a doctor or a psychologist and tell them what you think you know and they will help you.
there’s no possible way they’re listening to your mind by measuring vibrations. Just doesn’t make sense bro
This part is actually partially true. You CAN be located in a room by detecting fluctuations in the electromagnetic field as you move around it, but that has literally nothing to do with implants. It’s just science doing science things. If you are hearing things, you need to get a doctor to check you out.
Record silence
I live in a major city, there is no such thing as silence here. Ambient noise from traffic, the hum of the power lines, the buzz of the power supply in the TV and computers, the music the neighbors are playing… there is never silence.
Try a closet
Have we watched the same video? They just hacked into some exposed IoT speakers and played spooky sounds like opening doors. And rickrolls. And that wasn’t even the spooky part of the video! The spooky thing is that there are thousands of unsecured public speakers that leak tons of info publicly accessible on the internet!
It’s hard to argue against this, because it literally makes 0% sense.
I was going to argue that if someone can edit files they’d just install malware… but that still doesn’t make sense.
If I was tracking you, I wouldn’t use the same name for the towers/networks lol.
Actually many WiFI networks (especially free ones) are tracking everyone that passes by.
I’m sure what you are seeing are brand names in wifi access points.
Like e.g. there are many “Starbucks” WiFis around the world.
Yes, because it’s not silent were you are recording. You ain’t in a sound studio I guess?
Your closet still isn’t silent.
This is silence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXVGIb3bzHI
Even in complete silence, you hear something: the blood in your body for example, or your breath.
Who are they? Why would they tell you that they are tracking you?
It’s just your brain making up things. And yes, your thoughts can do mindreading cuz, well, they are your thoughts.
You are sick in the brain, please seek help.
