DISCLAIMER: DO NOT DO THIS. THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA AND THE FACT IT DIDNT GO WRONG IS PURELY LUCK. THIS IS A BAD IDEA DO NOT DO WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I’m a cheap teenager in the middle of covid so i couldn’t afford/literally could not get an installer and have micro amounts of medical experience due to having some chronic medical issues surrounding needles so i have done all 13 implants and one removal by myself, this is a terrible idea and i strongly recommend against it.
I’m a person of a larger stature so i tend to have more skin where most people could not afford to fit an implant so i went in the base of 4 of my fingers and in the back of my palms perpendicular to the bones leading into the fingers: imgur folder of photos: silly goose - Album on Imgur
in my right palm back i have a NExT
in my left palm back i have an xSIID blue :}
in my inside base knuckle middle finger on the right hand side: xg3
outside base knuckle middle finger on the right hand side: xg3v2 (no they don’t attract each other i checked)
on the outside back base knuckle of my pointer finger on the right hand is an xm1
on the outside back of my ring finger on my left hand is an xem
and i hear you say “but andy isn’t there like tendons and important blood thingies in some of the locations you just described” and to that i say yes, yes there is. i am a fool and the fact i did not loose motor function to some or most of either of my hands in this charade i call an existence is pure luck do not attempt to do what i do, i am an untrained unprofessional with 0 licence to do this and would only ever attempt this on myself never another person
“I imagine the usability would be really good but have you had any “good knocks?” or “oh shit moments””
uh to be honest not really, I can fist bump the reader with my xm1 so that’s fun but I’ve not really had a panic moment with em, the install was fine except for the fact I’m right handed and most of them are in my right hand
honestly tho? the locations i have in my fingers kinda have opened a door for me with implant locations due to the fact I’m a chonky fella and have the fat stores to hold them I’m thinking i could get away with some others in other fingers but this is for when new things come out and I’m not poor anymore.
once again, don’t do this. dangerous things STRONGLY advise against self implanting, if you’re looking for somewhere to implant check out the implant sutra and if you need help finding an installer near to you check out the partner map you do not want something to go wrong when dealing with big needles and blood vessels, stay safe and get chipped by a pro
i will be fielding any questions anyone has if they have em but i wont respond if you just call me an idiot in the comments because i already know this. my conscience has already been impacted by @Devilclarke doing his xG3v2 install in his finger and it not going well