Get rolled into the emergency room screaming “I WANT MY HAND, DONT THROW AWAY MY HAND!!! ITS GOT CHIPS IN IT! I NEED THE RFID CHIPS IMPLANTED IN MY HAND!!!”
Nurse: Dudes fuckin crazy, send him to the psych floor after surgery.
EMT: What should we do with the hand?
Nurse: Send it to the morgue for cremation
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