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And you think you are joking.

ā€œMark of the Horse Lordā€ has a character with a companion Scottish Wildcat that goes into battle with him.

Clan Chattan has the motto ā€œTouch not the cat bot a gloveā€ (bot means without)

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Itā€™s a little sales data screen for my deskā€¦ letā€™s me know if Iā€™m fucked for the month or things are trending on track :wink: yes I could just put this on a dedicated browser tab, but honestly I think in the near future Iā€™m going to tie in a sound module and run this audio every time we make a new saleā€¦

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Soā€¦ Iā€™ll make sure to buy things one at a time once you have that setup.

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Thereā€™s a ā€œcustom workā€ option you could purchase 1 dollar at a time :joy:

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tenor (1)

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You could have it go off every night at a certain time saying,

ā€œwhat a disappointment you are, canā€™t even pay the billsā€

Or

ā€œGo get you a whiskey, bills are paid biatchā€

Or something less mean. Preferably in Gilbert Gottfriedā€™s voice.

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Haha oh god Gilbertā€¦ perfect

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How the unit of measurement for lifting came to existence

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Just in case anyone never thought to scan their toothbrush head.

Edit: read range is like 4 inches

not sure if i should be impressed or concerned

My Mrs would be impressed with 4 inchesā€¦
:rofl:

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ā€¦
:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Donā€™t beā€¦

So would mine. Iā€™ve been lying a while as it was closer to 2 inches

OK, so I figured it out. 1.37 inches. I feel so bad for my wife now.
:dizzy_face::dizzy_face::dizzy_face:

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1.37" is still not bad for a tag that size.

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Never mind the length, whatā€™s the circumference?
:unicorn_shock_surprise:

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itā€™s not the physical aspects of the tag, itā€™s how you use it.

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Are you sure you canā€¦ handle it?

If anyone wants it, let me know ND I will send it off.