Funny how dreams work: following my pointless magstripe payment experiment this afternoon at the store, and after having a brewskie too many, I fell asleep on the couch and kept having a recurring dream about card payments… until I woke up 5 minutes to midnight realizing I had forgotten to pay the rent.
This one got paid just in time. The magstripe turned out to be useful after all 
Hey so I was looking around for long-range RFID readers, and I found this: the NFC iScanReach Extender for long-distance NFC reading:
Not exactly what I had in mind
So THAT’S what they are using selfie sticks for now…
Dude… It ain’t no selfie stick, it’s a NFC iScanReach Extender.
It’s the materialisation of disappointment!
Seriously… not sure where the issues begin there!
Sometimes you wouldn’t touch something with a 182.88cm stick.
The(…product_name…) a.k.a sTickTurbator-2000 is the perfect choice for you to check the UID privilege of animals approaching.
10 out of 8 Rosco would recommend this.
Visit www.dt.com for more.
Order now 
Welp it’s that time of the year again, my financial aid return has come in, I’ve paid off my books and I need to throw some more money at Amal
(Sorry @amal might be awhile I’m waiting for the updated flexMN blinkies)
I’d like to join the ‘Throw some cash at Amal’ party, but it seems xLeds lack the choice of colour more than usual.
Subtle 
I have a doubt throwing a brick at Amal gonna make blue xLeds available any sooner than normal.
You can pick your favourite from this list,
but I think the 1st and the last would be a really good approach to motivate.
Rosco is soo confused right now
Well, “I know” he 
emojis, let me fix 
Atillas post for him 
He’s probably written a script to ignore emojis and .gif images lol
Omg can we have a thread where we only speak in emoji and gif? Then he’ll see nothing! 
On behalf of @Rosco…
I fart in y’all’s general direction.