Or you could get a raw chicken breast, inject it with a glassie, and do some science.
Video please. 
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Thatās an expensive science experiment. (Not the implant, the chicken). Meat is expensive nowadays!
Even if the implant breaks you can git out the area where the glass is and cook the rest of it. as long as the environment is kept somewhat clean the chicken will still be edible afterwards.
What youāre up against here is inertia. The inertia of the implant at first, and then the inertia of the tissue around it. In theory it should be possible to impart enough force in a small enough area fast enough such that the point of force imparts enough energy to overwhelm the inertia of the implant and surrounding tissue, creating enough stress within the structure of the implant to break it.
A good experiment to try. Sadly I do not have any airsoft weaponry. I would be willing to put up a sacrificial xNT for testing if properly video documented 
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I have plenty of those shitty pet tags I thought were t5577s
If those fail, then maybe I can try a real DT to see if it succeeds
I need to borrow a sim gun I guess, I guess I can do an airsoft while Iām at it if you want since thatās a bit more common
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Are there bio safe alternatives that could be produced in a lab, that our bodies would just go eh, thatās there. Like a bacterial grown cartilage pouch?
But yes, airsoft one for science! I think the skin in the impact zone will get more damage. It would be between a rock and a hard place.
As long as weāre begging for video, how about one of those super slo-motion impact shots?
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Someone call the slowmo guys! We need a Collab!
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I was in Corvallis againā¦ And this time I got a photograph of the sign. They have however moved to a different location so I couldnāt get a photo of their actual headquarters.
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I have connections for the sim gun need to source an airsoft
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I have a double barrel 10ga. Lots of pellets come out of that.
Wanna borrow?
@Zwack If you ever find yourself in Missouri, you should visit Uranus. Theyāve got some real serious fudge packing going on there. (yes, this place really exists)
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Ready for my latest rant? Itās another food one.
Okay so for those who may not know Little Debbie has recently released some ice cream in the flavors of their most popular snack cakes. For the non Americans who donāt know what Little Debbieās are click below for a not so short explanation. (Canadians feel free to ignore)
LB Summary
Okay so, Little Debbieās are a popular snack cake brand here in the U.S. They make things anywhere from donuts to āFancy Cakesā to the most delicious peanut butter cookie youāll ever have. As for the not so short part, if you ever find yourself in the U.S. or a grocery store that has them hereās a list of the cakes you should avoid.
Any of the donuts. Theyāre waxy garbage.
Cosmic Brownies (see the above reason)
Anything seasonal that isnāt a Christmas Tree cake.
Raisin Creme Pies. Fuck those monstrosities.
Cakes you definitely should try.
Peanut Butter Creme Pies my one true love.
Fudge Rounds.
Oatmeal Creme pies, my only other true love.
Anyways back to the ice cream.
So now that weāre all on the same page. I decided to try all of the ice creams to see which ones were actually worth it and tasted like their respective cake. (Iām gonna give two ratings to each one the first being similarity to cake second being overall taste).
The Ratings
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Oatmeal Creme Pie
Similarity 9/10
Overall 10/10 -
Honeybun
Similarity 1/10
Overall 1/19 -
Zebra Cake
Similarity 5/10
Overall 8/10 -
Cosmic Brownie
Similarity 4/10
Overall 5/10 -
Swiss Roll
Similarity 2/10
Overall 7/10 -
Star Crunch
Similarity 6/10
Overall 9/19 -
Nutty Buddy
Similarity 10/10
Overall 10/10
Unfortunately I could not try the Strawberry Shortcake roll one as Iām allergic to red 40 and the Unicorn Cake one was unavailable.
Okay thatās all. Ty.
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I take offense to this. While, yes you are correct, they are waxy garage. They are damn good waxy garbage!
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Waitā¦ these are a thing?!?
My parents used to buy the oatmeal ones growing up. I never knew about the peanut butter ones 
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Okay okay youāre not wrong, theyāre not terrible with a cup of coffee, I just canāt recommend them to people as a first LD experienceš
God tier. If I had to choose only one to exist it would PB Creme Pie
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God I feel this on so many levels
Very much the vice interview
And we will give the idiots opinion more weight
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āBalanceā
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Anyone, still wanting to get their Flag Badge?
