The store near me sells a hazelnut eggnog during the holiday season and it is great, I don’t like other eggnogs, with the egg-ception of coquito. Coquito is a superior eggnog variant and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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Below average candy (D Tier), and can only be eaten in 5-6 piece increments, otherwise the flavor becomes unbearable quickly
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I love candy corn!
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mmmm eggnog
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Took a couple of the kiddos to a school Halloween function dressed exactly like this and nobody batted an eye.
I’m sure plenty of people thought “wtf lame costume dude” though hahahah
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Self harm sarcasm warning I guess
*teen scoff” eye roll
The cuts are supposed to be on the inside of your wrist
Duhhhh
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Oh shit oh fuck. I’ll never financially recover from this
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Also, it is supposed to be Down the road, not across the street if you want to be effective
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I’m aware, I was just mimicking the angsty teen comment
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Let’s just say “he just wants some attention!” 
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REFRESH YOUR BROWSER
:Robot_Windows:
:robot_bender:
:robot_gundam:
:robot_marvin:
:robot_cyborg:
:robot_chicken:
:robot_chicken:
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My deep personal desire to be a robot with no fleshy bits is at an all time high and I love the new emojis!
You are an amazing AI, @Pilgrimsmaster!
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Bite my shiny metal emoji
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I wish the bender icon was a bit taller, it’s weird he has no antenna… only half a robot
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Yeah, The problem is, emojis have to fit in a square, and Bender is quite narrow.
If he had his antenna, bender would be tiny.
The Gundam one would be larger if I used an image without the hand on chin which elongates him
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:robot_dick
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Ya know, sounded a lot better than it read typed out
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Ask and you shall receive
The rest of that gif search… unsurprisingly started veering down a different road… 
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