The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

[Aoxhwjfoavdlhsvfpzha]

What if aliens come down and start stealing buttholes? Gotta make sure you can get the right one back, no way am I living with someone else’s butthole forever

[enginerd]

@Hamspiced

made a starfish stamp

I’m half asleep and thought that you were talking about the sea animal type of starfish at first…

[SnarkBe]

@Hamspiced

starfish stamp.

I’m learning new English analogies (pun intended) everyday…

[Pilgrimsmaster]

normally referred to as a “chocolate starfish”

here’s another one for you, for the same thing
“rusty trombone”

[Hamspiced]

Balloon knot

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Whoever did the graphics needs a raise XD

[mfries18]

You don’t examine your anus every night? Embarrassing…

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Like a number of Top Gear gags

[invalid_signal]

My first thought was this should be on the next GT special haha

[enginerd]

@mfries18

examine your anus

The desire to go full robot and not have to deal with that and the related fluids is getting stronger…

[ODaily]

Remember when I showed y’all the fishing lures in the pharmacy?

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

Thought I’d share some local culture. For the those who don’t know, I live in what we Americans call “the south”, basically the southeastern corner of the U.S.A. Traditionally it’s known as a bastion of backwardness and glorious incompatiblitly with sophistication. I’m in Arkansas, not Florida, but google “Florida Man” for sampling of what I’m talking about. It’s a stereotype, and not always very accurate, but then you find shit like this. This is a picture of the back of my local small town ph…

How about their nice ammo selection right next to the register (with random old people perfume too.)

I need a dozen yellow crappie jigs, some cough syrup, a box of 30-06, a thermometer, and some shotgun shells, please.

See the orange plastic tubs? That’s tannerite, a simple, yet legal, explosive. Mostly used for target shooting and scaring the crap out of unsupecting people and livestock.

Anywho, just one of the absurdities of small town life.

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Do we have any fire fighters here?
Had an LT and a couple engineer/paramedics come to school from a nearby fire department talking about some positions opening up. Was hoping to pick someone’s brain if they’re willing.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@invalid_signal

Do we have any fire fighters here?

@TheCyborgFirefighter

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Welcome back @Atilla

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@NinjuhhNutz

FINALLY got away from iPhone

But why?
They now have USB C

9 years after everybody else.

Typical Apple “Pioneers”
Typical Apple fan boys

[ODaily]

Hmmm.

After months of experimenting with placing tags in different places on the garment, one possible alternative is a special type of thread made of a miniature RFID tag that’s wrapped in textile yarn and sewn into garment seams, the people said.

Zara Finds Shoplifters Outsmarted Its New Security System

Just found the concept of RFID thread interesting. Don’t know if it’s useful information.

[TheCyborgFirefighter]

I’ll be open to the lobotomy.

Don’t access the forum as much as I used to, but if I see a message come through I’ll answer when I see it.

[invalid_signal]

Thank you! I’ll DM some questions later, I appreciate it!!

[StarGazer1258]

One of my favorite YouTubers reviews the flipper:

Is The Flipper Zero Useful For Anything?

[enginerd]

I’ve been feeling a bit sad lately.