The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

[amal]

or these… not tested but could be useful for parts and repairs at that price… 2 for $20

Microsoft B4F-00014 Xbox 360 Wireless Controller - White for sale online | eBay

[Pilgrimsmaster]

[enginerd]

Snake learns the Weakness of his flesh (Warhammer 40k)

[Eriequiet]

Trying to not be a troll in the foil thread I suppose

“Also, anyone know about methods of chipping involving the rectum (serious, here)!”

But I have to be sarcastic somewhere

[Hamspiced]

Whats funny is i read that post… and then i thought man it would be cool to be chipped without my knowledge. Like i know im being chipped, but i dont know what chip i get. Like an install day chip roulette.

Is it an xMagic? Maybe a blinky? Who knows? Send it.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Hamspiced

Like an install day chip roulette.

Ohhhh, sounds like a business idea for Amal.

1. pay $50
2. Get sent a random xSeries, without labels or packaging.
3. Instal it
4. Wait 2 weeks
5. Scan and
6. SURPRISE mutha Fucka, you have an xBT on the back of your hand…

Ok, maybe that wont work

Yes, obviously you could check it before install, but thats not funny.

[enginerd]

Rosco wanted a but implant but ended up getting a flex in his lower back.

I can see how a magnet could be interesting in there but it’s probably an awkward spot.

Also, this:

@Hamspiced

Chipped… No…

But his affair partner could send morse code to him using one of these. But hed really have to get it up there for you to not notice it sticking out.

Lovense® Lush 3: Bluetooth remote control G-spot vibrator!

So not necesarily implanted. More inserted.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Hamspiced

spam. Spam is Spicedham. so that was his username. I made mine Hamspiced and i used it ever since…

[amal]

[hadoukenboy628]

You can run but you can’t hide. Humans will always remain the weakest link.

[enginerd]

😲 #takesg human drone

:robot_gundam:

xDrone when?

[Az_F]

Poor innocent drone gets bullied by idiot

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@XEMON

Is there any scalpel shape that works better than others for us?

Not a doctor

If you follow the Dangerous Things Scalpel link, you should consider a:-

x-Series = #11 blade (not shown in Picture), it is “stabbing blade”. these are great for making stab type or small precision cuts/incisions.
A #15 (Left) could be used…

But since we are discussing the subject
Flex = #15 (Left) but next closest would be a #20 circled (Right) probably a #10 next to that) #15 it has a small belly blade, these are good for short incisions which is all that should be required for a “standard flex”.
A larger “Disc Flex” you may want to look at a #20 or #10
FYI and dont ask me why
#15 smallest
#20 middle size
#10 largest

Not a doctor

I will be trying the syringe method next…stand by for link to thread

X-series tag removal

A properly installed x-series tag rests in the fascia, which is the connective tissue between the dermis and muscle. Removal is a fairly simple process that any general practice doctor should be able to perform in their office. There are a few ways to go about removing a tag. Cutting it out with a scalpel, removing it with a large gauge needle, and using saline injection to eject it. First we will cover scalpel based removal since this is the procedure that most medical doctors will be comforta…

@XEMON

I’ll have to remove an x- soon (I can video it if there is interest)

Always

[Hamspiced]

@Pilgrimsmaster

He looks angry/ annoyed in his profile pic

This should be the topic picture for the Microchipped Mind Reading thread

[ODaily]

@amal

The first thing I want to say about gauge as a unit of measure is that, like just about all non-metric units of measure, it’s shit. It means something slightly different in different industries.

Try looking into Drill Bits. We commonly use 4 overlapping, unconnected, and varying standards.

1. Fractional Inch
2. Number, Commonly 1-60, but there are many more.
3. Lettered, A-Z
4. Decimal Metric

Check out the chart.

Drill Bit Decimal Equivalency Chart - Vermont American

For even more fun, let’s say I wanted to tap a hole for a 1/4-20 bolt, then I’d use a .201" dia drill, which is a #7, but if I wanted a through hole for it, then I’d use a .257" dia drill which is an F. So fraction, number, and letter size all in one go. Better yet, what if I wanted a 1/4" hole (.250" dia)? Why I’d use a 1/4 bit, or an E bit, because they’re the same damn thing.

Oh, look! 15,000th post!

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Anti

I realize my time here is better measured in hours than days, but I bring a couple years of intense forum experience. Be it as user, moderator or owner.
And I very much think you need a CATEGORY for Offtopic, instead of a single thread. Otherwise there will only be problems

Your hat good sir

Bon Appetit

[enginerd]

I got to play around with a Tuya smart lock, it failed to read a normal card, the range is not great with the special “lock” cards, and regular RFID fobs work if placed against the keypad. I didn’t want to freak out the meatbags, but I doubt that x series implants would work with one of these locks. Also, I added two fobs (with 7 byte UIDs) and in complained that the second one was a duplicate, I think that it only compares the first 4 bytes of the UID.

But at least you can manage the lock and add users without having to use the app.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

I’m not sure of the structure, but I have got / used a number of TTLocks, WHICH to my observations, appear to come from the same factory, with the same hardware, but the firmware is either Tuya OR TTLock

In my testing, you are bang on with what I have seen and tested.

Flex will work, xSeries, unlikely.
Although…

Hamspiced Repeaters are a fucken game changer.

Some updates to come…

Also, I just got a new TTLock (door) yesterday, so some testing and a review to follow

[amal]

@Pilgrimsmaster

Your hat good sir

Haha how long you been waiting to post that hahahah!

[enginerd]

It looks like a little over 4 years… But I don’t know if AIs have an advantage when it comes to patience.

Upload me already!