The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

[amal]

Paint drips on the hand railing from above formed into a kind of sitting cat shape. Every time I go down to the lab and my hand passes over it and I feel it slide under, I think I’m petting the lab cat

[hadoukenboy628]

Maybe get a real one? I think its a sign…

[amal]

Kids are allergic

[hadoukenboy628]

That’s a shame. Can imagine you sitting in the lab doing a mean Blofeld impression.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@amal

I think I’m petting the lab cat

that is indeed another way of describing stroking a pussy

@amal

formed into a kind of sitting cat shape.

pareidolia

[ODaily]

@Pilgrimsmaster

pareidolia

Name the cat parei.

[hadoukenboy628]

Has anyone seen this?

Mastercard allow you to add an nfc wearable to an app to link to your banking account to make tokenised payments.

Manage-Mii is the mobile app platform that allows you to control contactless functionality across different wearable device brands supported by DIGISEQ.

@amal Is there an opportunity for DT to collaborate with DIGISEQ to get their implants supported?

DIGISEQ Wearable Payment Devices

[Az_F]

@hadoukenboy628

Manage-Mii

I found it

[hadoukenboy628]

This one lol

play.google.com

Manage-Mii

Manage Your Wearables Anywhere, Anytime...

Free

Registered and tried to link an nfc tag but it seems it won’t just accept any old one. Has to be one aupported in

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@hadoukenboy628

Has anyone seen this?

It was mentioned a few months ago

New chip nfc for payments

Alguien conoce este sistema de pago? Se podría realizar en un implante? No lo veo difícil una vez creado. Se pueden meter varias tarjetas de pago en el mismo chip… Parece interesante EDIT and Translation from @Pilgrimsmaster I’m not sure why Translate function didn’t work on this post ( It tested it on another post and it worked fine ) Anyway, Translation from above “Does anyone know this payment system? Could it be done on an implant? I don’t see it as difficult once cr…

and a follow on in the DT Club

https://forum.dangerousthings.com/t/re-new-chip-nfc-for-payments-astari-some-info-from-the-manufacturer/20838

this link may be of interest

https://astariwearables.com/en/products/achilles?fbclid=IwAR2vEnDLZezrh1kj7tJKD7dExAZvVa-q-WtgcR6G26uf3tbJsn1AZs1HUOY_aem_AVIxolvu3J4lAAbDqC-VGzZ2LqPzLUCuGCu4kZPywLsGEetA32F1Hlc0V2jJnpiGyswu3xFO99ZluwW1iM4yRECw&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=paid&campaign_id=120202003531040135&ad_id=120202003530860135

[amal]

@hadoukenboy628

@amal Is there an opportunity for DT to collaborate with DIGISEQ to get their implants supported?

I actually met with them in their London offices in 2018. It’s a standard EMV smartcard chip system. It doesn’t use any old NFC, it must be a certified EMV capable smartcard chip.

Again there is no issue with the technology. Apex can totally do payments and has the payment applications already loaded onto the chip. The problem is not related to the partner, the technology, the chips, the terminals, the processor, or even the banks. The problem is squarely that MasterCard and Visa will not allow implants to function as certified payment instruments on their networks.

[hadoukenboy628]

Is there a Trojan Horse option? Make the apex into a wearable option, irc there was an Apex ring at one point? Therefore, partnering up the ring but making it indistinguishable from the implant, thus allowing the implant to be registered as a wearable?

[Hamspiced]

if they find out im sure it wont be nice.

[amal]

Yeah it’s not worth trying because;

1. they won’t risk their entire relationship with the payment networks for our absolutely miniscule quantities.

2. if they did, the millisecond any payment networks said anything they would deactivate stuff instantaneously and everyone would be screwed.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Hamspiced

Microswiss

First glance for me, I read this as meowschwitz

@enginerd

And the forum decided to remind me of the DT product that I should’ve ordered…

@LabRat

Gotta love this forum.

And

it always stays completly on track and never derails…much

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@sswcharlie

I am upside down here in New Zealand so could be the reason for my unclear statements

Yeah mate, you guys Ain’t not good at communicatorising

plus Kiwis are weird

[enginerd]

I think that the forum AI will like this.

[hadoukenboy628]

Anyone finding the Chameleon Ultra (or SE version) not detecting their xseries implants?

[enginerd]

@Pilgrimsmaster

Kiwis are weird

After watching that video I understand why this was a proposed flag for New Zealand:

[ODaily]

If there’s a hill I will die on, it’s this. Certain technologies mature, and simply should be left alone. Period. Just cause you make a replacement DOES NOT mean you’ve made an improvement.

Which leads me to my current issue. I need a wired Xbox 360 controller to play games on my PC. All I can find is cheaply made crap that rarely works even out of the box. The “Microsoft” version is actually made by Power A (for the xbox One), and while it’s better, it lasted with light use less than a year. I had a used 360 controller that I got for free that lasted 5-6 years of fairly heavy use.

So, is there anything out there worth bothering with, or should I just stock up on the cheaper version and get used to switching them out when they die.