The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

Why would you wear sunglasses if your face looked like this:

To look cool? Being a robot takes care of that to begin with…

Ok, I might be missing a few screws in this area, but actually having screws would be nice.

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Because,
My future’s so bright…
I gotta wear :sunglasses:

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Dramatic Effect

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Built in ND filters!

:dark_sunglasses:

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Contacts with controllable tint? I’d be down

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But how would you…

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Imagine raising an eyebrow and your contact lens de tints

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Imagine pulling down your shades to let your iris kaleidoscope the rainbow.

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I was asking for a fixed piece of metal but ok.

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Eyebrows don’t have to be biological :man_shrugging:t2:

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That would be a camerabrow

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Blast shield

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I just want to stray away from the human form TBH.

Also, I found an American ruler that Pilgrimsmaster is going to hate:

Anything but metric, I guess…

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Want to join the Reddit shenanigans? Amal will be on r/AMA today starting in 10 minutes.

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My brain never wants to say your name correctly even though i have heard you say it so many times. Maybe ive just been around too many Yiddish speaking folks where i have to force myself to pronounce the hard A

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:sweat_smile: :emoji_mindblown:

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I watched that shit spread through our production computers last night

Good times… I just figured IT just pushed some untested patch, but when bios and recovery scans started showing up I figured we wouldn’t have OT today lol

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