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Someone else is algo getting ready to get uploadedā€¦

But consider a handsome body like the following example instead of becoming a weird thinking chandelier:

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Thatā€™s sickā€¦

Love the battle bus

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I know you are wondering, so here is the answer

One sperm contains about 3.3 billion base pairs, stored in DNA. Each base pair is two bits of data, for a total of 787MB of data per sperm. With somewhere around 280 million sperm per ejaculation, that means a single load contains about 220,000 terabytes of data

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haha yeah but itā€™s mostly duplicate dataā€¦ run de-dupe on that and youā€™ll end up with something like ~5GB total unique data hah :slight_smile:

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Today I Learned : Socks have infinite storage

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Me, trying to slow down my brain while attempting to communicate with the idiots who were supposed to deliver a bunch of networking stuff but only delivered a patch panel and called it a PDU:

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Ever try telling them, ā€œI donā€™t stutter, Iā€™m just having trouble finding small enough words for you.ā€?

Really sets the mood.

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ā€œI donā€™t have the time or crayons to explain it to youā€

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i love that, im definately using that

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A bit more passive aggressive option is

ā€œI can explain it to you but I canā€™t understand it for youā€

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Managed to get the equipment deliveredā€¦ And that took all morning.

:tired_face:

At least the electrician I hired appears to be competent. Although he said that itā€™s the first time that heā€™ll be installing CAT6.

In other news, everything hurtsā€¦ Had to move some furniture on my own. I really need that xBatteryā€¦

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How to tell if someone is an EE:

Show them the following video:

If they scream about the transmission line gods, signal integrity, and parasitics, you are dealing with an electrical engineer.

Also those strain reliefs donā€™t inspire confidence.

CC @Satur9 @Hamspiced

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About 3 years ago I was working on a project to add a OLED display to a Keychron Q1. I was trying to probe two unused pins off the MCU and ended up destroying the board. Wish something like this existed back thenā€¦

It certainly looks useful. As long as you keep the bandwidth limitations in mind.

Probably better to use such cables with a multimeter but itā€™s ok as long as you know the limitations of your test setup and how itā€™s affecting the circuit that youā€™re working on.

I never realized how many re-sellers DT has, as I look for photos and specs for my catalog I keep finding new websites. I had never heard of chipster.nu for example

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Pretty cool.

Awesome! So all the teeth get replaced like when youā€™re a child? Thatā€™s a long and painful process but still better than nothing.

Sad for that fourth person standing next to the 3 doctors at the end though :smiling_face_with_tear: the editor was like ā€œnope, you donā€™t make it in the videoā€

Did anyone else think: meth? We have an answer? Sorry.