I didnāt bother with the lighter truck. I use the back of the tanto to just pry the bottle cap up and off
Iām adding that to my comments about being surprised that the specimen is capable of bipedal ambulationā¦ Along with a āwhoās a good boy, do you want to play fetch?ā
Yeap. However, it gets tiring after a while.
I find that the thing that gets you in trouble most of the time is not you knowing enough to solve your own problems and solving them, but then trying to solve the problem for others or basically ensure others donāt fall prey to the same problem. The issue isnāt because youāre trying to help other potential victims, but in trying to help, you are making those whoās job it is to manage or service the thing which is broken feel threatened. If you simply solved your problem and put an anonymous sign on the elevator which pointed out it needed service before using, it would have worked out better for you.
Sure management would probably have removed the sign and then someone would probably get trapped in there, but then they can sue management and you could point out to the court that a sign was placed on the elevator warning it needed service and that management removed it without servicing the elevator. Hopefully the people involved in management responsible for ignoring the sign get fired and personally sued into oblivion, losing their house and livelihoods, ending up on the street eating rat carcass.
Hmmā¦ maybe I am also harboring some past frustrations from similar treatment 
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Les biĆØres sont meilleures en Allemagne mais dans le sud de la France on a du soleil 
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Mais le soleil et un laser mortalā¦ Et je veu etre un robot, alor je espere que un jour je ne va pas etre cabable de boire de la biere.
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As you can observe in the above illustrations, you are wrong sir.
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I donāt need sun! Where I live, it is ridiculously hot. Plus I donāt have the legs for shorts! Lol
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Never hope to not be able to drink beer, unless you replace it with wine (and yes I had to use translate to understand this comment!)
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Well, Iām hoping to be able to go full robot one dayā¦ And donāt really enjoy drinking so Iām perfectly fine with not having a digestive tract.
Now being a meatbag and unable to eat or drink certain things would suckā¦
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I am with you but am so keeping my taste budsā¦ Wine, steaks; cooking is my passion. It is almost as good as implants.
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Then move to France. 
I dislike cooking, itās a chore to meā¦ Not having to cook or do laundry would be awesome.
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That 
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Excellent advice, Gents. I will try to follow it and invite you both to lunch in a few years when I get there! I will cook.
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Trueā¦ In this case I had complained about problems with the door of that elevator for several months as it often jammed when closing.
I think that mentioning that the alarm/intercom thing wasnāt monitored when the incident happened or that the security guards ignored it thinking that it was a false alarm was particularly damming for those in charge.
Well, it seems common in this community. Cyborgs arenāt mediocre conformists from what I can tell:
I grew up in a cult and I struggle to talk back to people like that. Although mocking them in a humorous manner sounds even better.
As in you feel them with your magnets?
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Thatās dumbā¦ Locking blades should be significantly safer.
Unless your hands look like my avatar, in that case they just help avoid scratches.
I have a Victorinox Midnite Manager but itās missing the belt clip, just like most of the brand.
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