The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵 ⁉

[Coma]

@Pilgrimsmaster

Not as good as I remembered, but still good

Agree - I loved it as a teenager, now it’s more of a “hey, c’mon, it’s still nice”-thing Similar to my addiction to Indiana Jones films. Childhood memories, I’ll always love them

@Pilgrimsmaster

<.insert book title> was sooo much better than the <.insert movie title>

Yeah, I know it’s cliché… but honestly, trying to put 5 books into 1 film must inevitably fail… And especially with the Hitchhiker, there is so much “background” stuff - they try to cover that with the narrator in the film (and I seriously love it when films have narrators! Fight Club! Clockwork Orange! <3 ), but it just can’t provide the same level of… hilarious comments on the plot itself. Oh, and because I just mentioned it - with Fight Club, I think the film is actually better than the book

@Pilgrimsmaster

Amal, Does your Unicorn have a name?

Every Unicorn has a name! There is no way around that!
(I’m seriously wondering if it would totally destroy my reputation here if I would post a picture of my plush unicorn…^^)

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Coma

if it would totally destroy my reputation here if I would post a picture of my plush unicorn…^^)

Well now you have to…but to be Cyber safe, use the blur spoiler, nobody can crack that level of security! AES-Obfuscation

[anon3825968]

@Coma

You need one of those toys:

The Worst Toy Ever Made

[Coma]

Okay, there she is…

It all started as a joke, and one valentine’s day, my dear gave that little plushy to me. So we decided to make some funny pictures from time to time - I have one where she’s helping me do the dishes, or where we have a breakfast together while my dear was not at home.
So, basically, doing stupid stuff as usual

edit:

@anon3825968

You need one of those toys:

No. Never. Ever.
Don’t show that to my dearest, or he’ll find out how to order one…^^

[NoUsersLefft]

Had no idea that’s what the “Whooooooooo yeah baby” meme was from so thank you for that

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Coma

So we decided to make some funny pictures from time to time

That’s awesome, I love that

[Moonman0922]

I hope anyone in DC is staying safe. My thoughts are with everyone.

[ThePolishedTurd]

I found this to be an “issue” as well. The NFC on my One Plus 7 Pro makes scanning my implants really easy but the placement of the antenna is right over the webbing of my left hand when i’m watching a movie or show.

[Atilla]

We should collect the best layered jokes for an end-of-year laugh.
It takes skills (language, general knowledge), speed and joint effort from the group to get far with a theme, some pieces are real gem stones.

[Atilla]

@Eyeux

Damn! I sure hoped I could find a Cartman Mk3 Probe here!!

[Eyeux]

Exactly that!

Imagine the read range of that implant!!

@Atilla

We should collect the best layered jokes for an end-of-year laugh.

+1 for that!!

The MumboJumbo thread does have a quite long chain of layered jokes!

[Coma]

@Eyeux

Imagine the read range of that implant!!

I’m hesitant… not sure about the install method, it might be uncomfortable.

Also - is it possible to add blinkies?

[Eyeux]

@Coma

not sure about the install method, it might be uncomfortable.

you, from all people, I could bet would take this joke to a diametrically opposite direction!

@Coma

Also - is it possible to add blinkies?

Not sure… doesn’t seem to be large enough for that, right?

[Coma]

@Eyeux

you, from all people, I could bet would take this joke to a diametrically opposite direction!

I have no idea what you’re talking about…

@Eyeux

doesn’t seem to be large enough for that, right?

Yeah, that was my concern… but putting some little blue blinkies on the outer rim would look sooo nice! Or at least one on that spike in the middle?

Also, does this come sterilized or just sanitized? And will my future Titan magnet have any effect on it? Not sure if I can keep the 5cm distance that’s recommended…

[Eyeux]

@Coma

putting some little blue blinkies on the outer rim

Oh, yes!!

We should offer two variants:

• Classic (no blinkies)
• Custom Blinkie Rim Job

Sounds appropriate enough?

@Coma

Not sure if I can keep the 5cm distance that’s recommended…

Wait… where exactly are you implanting that Titan, again??

ps: @Atilla, you created a monster!
pps: @Pilgrimsmaster, you did soooooo well for moving this here!

[Coma]

@Eyeux

Custom Blinkie Rim Job

Oh yes, this sound fitting… guess my artist might happily install that. Maybe. Or not.

@Eyeux

Wait… where exactly are you implanting that Titan, again??

On my finger, I hope - but since this implant up there looks pretty big, it might end up close enough to every part of my body, I’m afraid…

[Atilla]

@Eyeux

ps: @Atilla, you created a monster!
pps: @Pilgrimsmaster, you did soooooo well for moving this here!

I take credit for both, I originally posted it here.
Adding to the thread: It DOES have blinkies…

[Backpackingvet]

I introduce, John Dillermand.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Eyeux

@Pilgrimsmaster

This is not place to (…) secret alien implants

Wait… not??
Damn! I sure hoped I could find a Cartman Mk3 Probe here!!

Only the secret ones… Any that you can prove, well thats a different story.
Like Cartmans probe, clearly true

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Ah, I see @Atilla has posted similarly above, i thought I should move mine out of respect.