So there’s this thing on YouTube called a “merch shelf” which puts links to products directly under the video and above the description. We want to do that to improve sales (it’s been a downer few months lately)… but to do that we need to monetize our videos… and to do that we need to meet minimum qualifications… and at the moment the only qualification we don’t meet is “hours watched”;
So I guess I’m asking for people to just like… watch our videos? Just mindlessly zombie through every last video until your brain melts and all you can think of is shuffling around and eating brains. k?