The best post of 2021 so far 🏆

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Backpackingvet

Geeze, won’t even let us have the fame?

OK, You have convinced me

[yeka]

@pips might win, vote vote vote!

[pac]

@Pilgrimsmaster

jokes on you, i just right clicked and saved that image so even if I don’t win I still got the fame and glory

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@pac

I still got the fame and glory

Just not the Genuine and Authentic NFT…that I just made up , but actually didn’t

[mrln]

[Zwack]

I’m not sure if I should add:

Vote Early! Vote Often!

Or

Burn the polls, ye sons of Freedom!

[Pilgrimsmaster]

I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations

There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021

The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE

I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it

Now to the vote off, in no particular order:

Entry 1

Could a stun gun be implanted?

WARNING: Contains graphic images! Oh boy, I missed out on this gemstone @Perpetuapolyphemus, let me join to the conversation please!

INTRO

For the sake of some brain exercise please let me join the conversation! I will ignore ethical, philosophical or any moral background of the project. It seems to be well-discussed =) I’ll pretend like there was a cyborg movie, where some has stunning implant, literally, and we have to reverse-engi…

Entry 2

Please explain the Vivokey to me like I'm a child

You guys make it way too complicated: So, it all starts when a daddy credit card and a mommy flexDF love each other very much…

Entry 3

Xg3 V2 - Whats the status

DT after getting the Titans completed and shipped: [nap] All y’all: [whip]

Entry 4

Iamrobot stuff I got

Your implants may arrive in very similar packing, please don’t get them confused [image] [image] If anybody is considering one of these implants shown in the 2nd image , I would strongly recommend installing via the oral cavity rather than subdermally. PREPARATION TO INSTALL (Safely and effectively) Prepare the work surface; A powdered wheat and Di-Hydrogen Oxide dough works well for this purpose. Remove implant from packaging. Puree the implant and cover the dou…

Entry 5

The best post of 2021 so far

Don’t even care if this isn’t on the forum, I cackled after seeing this.

Entry 6

Microchiped or frequencies, mindreading, 24/7 followed or watched

well, that’s kind of ignorant. we are rude to jerk asses who come in all hot and crazy for no reason. we are a loving group of funktastic individuals who like putting weird stuff into our flesh and lift paperclips or rick roll people. you come here as a guest. 2 days in and all we have gotten from you is gobblygook about junk that really is as off topic for this forum as you can get. of course you are welcome to share and chat, but being rude and childish will make you no friends here.

Entry 7

The official Titan batch #2 campaign thread

It has more to do with the fact I don’t actually deal with orders anymore… not for a long time. Michelle just yells “I need two flappy jackies and a side of stabby” like I’m a short order cook workin the implant grill

Entry 8

Access Control Projects

[t5577] This might be my favorite DT meme I’ve ever made (spent way too much time on it…)

Entry 9

Hack: store 2 to 3 different EM41xx on a single T5577

I didn’t think this would work, but amazingly it does: you can have more than one EM UID on a single implant. And it works pretty good too! So, a bit of background: as you may know, my SiRFIDaL RFID login software for Linux can work with two different kinds of readers: repeating (or continuous) readers and one-shot readers. The former send whatever is in the field repeatedly (or can be polled continuously), while the latter only send the UIDs of tags that come into the field once. Repeating re…

Entry10

Expanding VivoKey Spark's usage to the broader web

Well, this is pretty sick! I got the whole thing working. I am now using my VivoKey Spark to cryptographically authenticate to all Google services. Any website that has a sign in with Google button is now accessible through my VivoKey. I’m stoked to use this more! To my knowledge, nobody has done this before with their Spark (or at least, documented it and posted it) and it majorly opens the door to use my implant for it’s intended purpose! I will be writing up a detailed how-to guide soon, a…

Entry 11

COVID certificate and other large NDEFs

You will be happy to know that I have fixed the NFC code in the EU COVID certificate verifier reference implementation app. It now successfully scans COVID certificates off of NDEF records. Sooo… I will be submitting a patch to the developers, and since all national COVID apps in all European countries are derivatives of that reference app, all we EU residents will soon have officially the option of presenting our implants for scanning anywhere in Europe. I’m mighty proud of that one …

Entry 12

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

I had some fun with github pages this morning and proudly resent to you isitsoontmyet.com! A page where you and me can find out if it actually is or is not SOON™ yet.

Entry 13 (3 parts to it )

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

[IMG_20211207_110516] I injected a glassie in corn and Filmed it. Now I will run it over with the car

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

[100_3848] [100_3849] So it survived the car but i cracked it while extracting… i used a big screwdriver and heared the crack while poking around in the corn. it still reads though need to try it again with an orange

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

[grafik] [grafik] [Crushing a chip in an orange with a car] [Breaking the chip in corn with screwdriver] [Corn] i dont know what this test should proof or not proof other that i have too much spare time and get bored fast. next time Chicken bone and Flesh now i have glass shards everywhere in my hands

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Which one will be the BEST POST OF 2021! Thats up to you

The poll will close at 11:59 pm, on December 31 GMT

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[Backpackingvet]

@Pilgrimsmaster

Exclusive BADGE

I request a “basic bitch” one a long time ago. Wtf.

[Pilgrimsmaster]

@Backpackingvet

I SHOULD have asked amal for a custom one that said “basic bitch”

2 problems

1. SHOULD have asked

2. You are not basic enough

[Eriequiet]

@Pilgrimsmaster

2 problems

1. SHOULD have asked
2. You are not basic enough

…maybe he isn’t enough of a bitch?

[yeka]

Who flagged this?

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Some bitch…just not a basic one

Bump back to Poll

The best post of 2021 so far

I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021 The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it Now to the vote off, in no particular order: Entry 1 Entry 2 Entry 3 Entry 4 Entry 5 Entry 6 Entry 7 Entry 8 Entry 9 Entry10 Entry 11 Entry 12 Entry 13 (3 parts to it ) …

[ODaily]

@Backpackingvet

Damn your search skills.

Pretty sure Pilgrimsmaster just made you his bitch, so, basically…

[Pilgrimsmaster]

BUMP to Poll

The best post of 2021 so far

I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021 The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it Now to the vote off, in no particular order: Entry 1 Entry 2 Entry 3 Entry 4 Entry 5 Entry 6 Entry 7 Entry 8 Entry 9 Entry10 Entry 11 Entry 12 Entry 13 (3 parts to it ) …

[Pilgrimsmaster]

I do like it, I would “second it” but unfortunately 5mins after the poll is started it can’t be edited.

Looks like a viable one for next year though

And here’s a little bump and poll link

The best post of 2021 so far

I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021 The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it Now to the vote off, in no particular order: Entry 1 Entry 2 Entry 3 Entry 4 Entry 5 Entry 6 Entry 7 Entry 8 Entry 9 Entry10 Entry 11 Entry 12 Entry 13 (3 parts to it ) …

[yeka]

@Pilgrimsmaster

Looks like a viable one for next year though

I suggest categories.
“Best Meme”
“Best Project”
“Best Topic”
“Trashiest Post”
“Overall Best Post” (like now)

Vote Now:

The best post of 2021 so far

I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021 The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it Now to the vote off, in no particular order: Entry 1 Entry 2 Entry 3 Entry 4 Entry 5 Entry 6 Entry 7 Entry 8 Entry 9 Entry10 Entry 11 Entry 12 Entry 13 (3 parts to it ) …

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[Pilgrimsmaster]

VOTE NOW…if you haven’t already

The best post of 2021 so far

I have narrowed down the nominations and taken the top 10 posts of 2021, voted by your fine selves via the of the Nominations There was a 3 4 way tie for #10 so top 10 12 13 posts of 2021 The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE I have already made it, you all will decide who gets it Now to the vote off, in no particular order: Entry 1 Entry 2 Entry 3 Entry 4 Entry 5 Entry 6 Entry 7 Entry 8 Entry 9 Entry10 Entry 11 Entry 12 Entry 13 (3 parts to it ) …

[Pilgrimsmaster]

Our Deserving winners

Entry10

Expanding VivoKey Spark's usage to the broader web

Well, this is pretty sick! I got the whole thing working. I am now using my VivoKey Spark to cryptographically authenticate to all Google services. Any website that has a sign in with Google button is now accessible through my VivoKey. I’m stoked to use this more! To my knowledge, nobody has done this before with their Spark (or at least, documented it and posted it) and it majorly opens the door to use my implant for it’s intended purpose! I will be writing up a detailed how-to guide soon, a…

Entry 13 (3 parts to it )

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

[IMG_20211207_110516] I injected a glassie in corn and Filmed it. Now I will run it over with the car

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

[100_3848] [100_3849] So it survived the car but i cracked it while extracting… i used a big screwdriver and heared the crack while poking around in the corn. it still reads though need to try it again with an orange

The anti🚫-derailment🚃 & thread🧵 hijacking🔫 thread🧵

[grafik] [grafik] [Crushing a chip in an orange with a car] [Breaking the chip in corn with screwdriver] [Corn] i dont know what this test should proof or not proof other that i have too much spare time and get bored fast. next time Chicken bone and Flesh now i have glass shards everywhere in my hands

@Pilgrimsmaster

The winner will win a shiny and Exclusive BADGE

@Locutus 2020
@pips
@mrln

Congrats and I’m looking forward to the new BEST posts of 2022